Last week we noted a Jack Spade men’s diaper bag that — shockingly — did not mask its intended use with military affectations. But it would be wrong to imagine that the Kate Spade spinoff company is composed completely of man-purse pacifists.
Case in point: this bright orange Jack Spade Patrol Case in bridle (no, not “bridal”) leather.
What members of what military wore something like this? We dunno, but we picture heavily stylized officers in tall hats, patroling broad, genteel avenues during an unfortunate spate of martial law. Inside the cases are crumpled maps, binoculars, maybe a few confiscated passports.
(Also available in citron.)