Why our president doesn’t like man purses

We are sorry that our president is an idiot We realize the Satchel Pages come to this story a little late in the game, but we thought that last night’s State of the Union speech made today as good a day as any to revisit the famous Tom Bihn “We are sorry that our president is an idiot” labels.

Why? Because what’s been underappreciated in most of the discussion about the mysterious French message is that these tags originated on a man purse.

A quick summary of our tale so far: Purchasers of briefcases and laptop and shoulder bags (AKA man purses) manufactured by Port Angeles, Washington, bag maker Tom Bihn discover that the bags, which are sold in the U.S. and Canada, feature a care label with a few extra lines of French, just below instructions on drying and ironing:

NOUS SOMMES DESOLES QUE NOTRE PRESIDENT SOIT UN IDIOT. NOUS N’AVONS PAS VOTE POUR LUI.

Which means:

WE ARE SORRY THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT. WE DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM.

Somebody blogs about the label and — voila! A 21st Century viral advertising campaign is born. Company president Tom Bihn claims the joke is on him. It’s both deniable and sustainable. Company sales skyrocket.

Is there some connection between a man purse and presidential dissatisfaction? We’ll leave that discussion as an exercise for underemployed marketing executives. But it is not easy to ignore the fact that when it came time to cash in on their brilliant guerrilla marketing ploy, the Tom Bihn company chose to reproduce the labels on simple T-shirts. (Yes, we heard, all T-shirt proceeds go to Seattle homeless veterans. Maybe that makes it easier than having to explain the whole man-purse thing.)


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